What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...