If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam