yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...