Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...