Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...