Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...