Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...