yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...