Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...