All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...