Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...