Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...