The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!