A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
I’ll get you next slime!
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A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Daffynitions!
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Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!