How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...