Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...