A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.