What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
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Answering machine
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Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...