Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Tips for driving people insane!
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