The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Doctor Bloopers!
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A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...