A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...