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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
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A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
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What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
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