Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Old & New concerns.
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Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...