Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...