God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...