Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...