Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...