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Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...