Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...