Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...