Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....