Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...