Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...