The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...