Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....