Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself