How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...