Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...