Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...