Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...