Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...