Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...