Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...