Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...