Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...