Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...