What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...