Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...