Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...