What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...