Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...